You’re Next
What on EARTH was that?.. At first, I honestly thought the cast had made a mock movie to take the piss out of tedious horror flicks, like Scary Movie does. … Continue reading
Pain And Gain
Pain (ful) And Gain (not a lot) Pain And Gain really isn’t as funny as the trailer makes out – in fact, the trailer is funnier. The movie opens with … Continue reading
Lovelace
Deep Throat? Deep disappointment? Or is Amanda in deep shit?… Its 1972, America. And the hair is huge. (so is everything else..) We’re quickly introduced to a free-spirited young doll named … Continue reading
We’re The Millers
Fuck me, that was FUNNY. We’re off with ‘The Millers’ – on the cross-country caravan ride from Hell.. Its pretty simple: A small-time pot dealer strikes a deal with an … Continue reading
Kick-Ass 2
Thought I’d hate it. Bloody loved it. What is it about the whole ‘Kick-Ass’ thing delivering nothing but pure entertainment, even though I regarded it as “lame”!? I was definitely … Continue reading
Elysium
Elysium: BEAUTIFUL. ..as in – the actual place, Elysium – its bloody beautiful. So here we are, its the year 2154. The distant future, where you’d think everyone would be … Continue reading
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
Fans of the Alan Partridge TV series may just love this. Because I’ve never seen it, and I was laughing all the way through. We begin with Alan – a … Continue reading
Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters
Perhaps they shouldn’t have done a sequel… So here we are. Percy our ‘Half-Blood’ hero is back, and happily camping out with fellow offspring of various Gods. Until of course, … Continue reading
The Conjuring
Let me make one thing perfectly clear: The trailers, posters and publicity for this movie contained phrases such as “sensationally terrifying” ..I felt more scared watching the ‘Tornado’ episode of … Continue reading
Only God Forgives
Wow. I honestly felt like I woke up when I left the auditorium. This entire movie is like a dream. For the first 20 minutes, I sat paralysed – staring … Continue reading
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