Old
Now, this one looked fantastic. Original. And deeply sinister. But I cannot express the utter disappointment I felt throughout. The many negative reviews I’ve read about it on Cineworld’s Facebook … Continue reading
The Forever Purge
Just when you thought there weren’t enough Purge movies.. I was totally geared up for this instalment. Sadly, it turned out to be the complete opposite of … Continue reading
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
There literally is nothing to see here. Best move along, people. Review coming soon..
Freaky
First off, if this movie is not supposed to be a piss-take of Disney’s Freaky Friday, then what’s with the title – Freaky? You don’t call a body-swap story with … Continue reading
French Exit
She’s great isn’t she, old Michelle. You can guarantee a captivating performance every time, whatever she’s in. With a smoky Parisian background complimenting the humour, French Exit is bizarre and … Continue reading
Monster Hunter
Milla Jovovich was perfectly cast for the Resident Evil franchise. And she does it again here, in Monster Hunter. Fans of the game should love this. It’s everything you need … Continue reading
In The Earth
They tried to talk to the Earth. But the Earth couldn’t give a shit.. Believe me, if I wanted to sit and watch a woman have an orgasm over natural … Continue reading
The Father
Generally, I’m not a fan of Olivia Colman. She just cannot seem to shake that Westcountry-style farm girl voice and embody a character – even as Queen Elizabeth (The Crown) … Continue reading
Nobody
This was absolutely fucking NUTS. I loved every second of it. What begins as a slow, suburban look at a dull father’s life soon explodes in utter carnage. The fight … Continue reading
A Quiet Place Part II
How abrupt was that ending!? Although part 2 gives you what you need to know about the event leading to the arrival of the ‘creatures’, it’s basically run – hide … Continue reading
