Ricky's Film Reviews

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The Post-lockdown Batch

COMING UP:

This was exactly what I needed to release lockdown tension.
Absolutely fucking nuts, this film.

AND:

How do you gain more followers on social media? Be a murderous taxi driver of course. The second car-nutter movie of 2020 stars Joe Keery as a Spree driver with a sinister plan for each of his customers..

How can a film be entertaining and terrible?!

AND:

A complete and utter waste of time.
Which is ironic, seeing as time was going backwards in the film itself.

AND:

Disappointed isn’t the word.
Fuming might be the best way to sum up this terrible reunion.

AND:

This one took me by surprise with its funny script and charismatic lead female.
And is probably one of the best rom-coms I’ve seen in years.

AND:

Fills an hour or so, but isn’t the best thing I’ve seen.

AND:

1h 40min of non-stop foul behaviour and men beating the shit out of each other, complete with a dire script. I was genuinely almost in pain from wanting to get out of the cinema.

AND:

Generally, I like a bit of sex in a film. Except this one.
This was non-stop fucking and unnecessary fingering from open to close – just because the director could.
It also sends the worst message to young women everywhere, with the lead female staying with her troublesome boyfriend – because he’s good in the sack.
Horrible.

AND:

Imagine a child’s fairytale. But with some insufferable characters, and a highly predictable and uneventful plot. There’s your movie.

AND:

I may as well have walked into the middle of a London district and watched a daughter take her father shopping.

AND: 

Creepy, but nowhere near as scary as it makes itself look.
I was actually gobsmacked it’s from the producers of Halloween and Insidious. I mean, those are good!?

PLUS:

Yes, yes, I know. What the hell was I thinking?

“the cinemas are about to close down again, so I’ll cram in as much shit as humanly possible..” is what I was thinking.

Full reviews of all of the above coming soon..

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